In Australia this joke went around during the time of the 1998 World Cup in the USA when Greece didn’t score a goal:
Q: Why didn’t Greece score any goals?
A: Because every time they got a corner they set up a fish and chips shop!
In Australia Greeks run many ‘fish and chips’ shops.
With the Euro2004 results, the joke is certainly redundant. The following joke is much more relevant:
The good news is Saddam Hussein is facing the death penalty ……
The bad news is David Beckham is taking it !!