An Outdated Greek Soccer Joke

In Australia this joke went around during the time of the 1998 World Cup in the USA when Greece didn’t score a goal:

Q: Why didn’t Greece score any goals?

A: Because every time they got a corner they set up a fish and chips shop!

In Australia Greeks run many ‘fish and chips’ shops.

With the Euro2004 results, the joke is certainly redundant. The following joke is much more relevant:

Saddam’s Trial

The good news is Saddam Hussein is facing the death penalty ……

The bad news is David Beckham is taking it !!

Busy, busy, Fireworks and Euro2004

The past week was very busy at work. Many students, including the summer school group to Britain, are leaving for their education and the office is chaotic. From Monday onwards things should calm down and I will finally send the emails I’ve been meaning to send.

Fireworks

Most nights, it seems, I can hear and see short bursts of fireworks from my apartment balcony. The fireworks blast away from the coast in different places – the Hilton, the Tennis Club, the Sporting Club, the military base or others. They are formal fireworks displays, not private, random fireworks. Sometimes the noise produced is enough to set off car alarms.

On both Thursday and Friday nights the fireworks reared their beautiful heads again. Thursday’s display was the best I recall seeing in Mersin and one of my best ever witnessed, both in amount and variety. Not quite up with Tunarama, Port Lincoln, 1994(?) or Prague, New Year’s Eve 2001-2, but still very good. I do not know for whom the fireworks display was for but they came from the vicinity of the military base.

A few of the fireworks exploded as particular shapes, something I had not witnessed previously in Mersin. Some were flowers whilst others looked like miss-shaped hearts. The combined sky-lighting and noise-creation entertainment eventually stopped and I walked back downstairs from the roof to watch the remainder of the Greece-Netherlands Euro2004 semi-final.

Update [2004/07/06]: On Sunday I spoke with the Australian manager of the Mersin Hilton. She told me the firework displays are largely for weddings and graduations and Thursday’s display was for the Economics Department at Mersin University.

Addendum [2004/08/22]: I can now confirm that the firework’s display mentioned above was in fact for the Mersin Chamber of Shipping (Mersin Deniz Ticareti) and not the Mersin University Economics Department. The July Chamber magazine attests to this.

Euro2004

Some weeks ago Matthias suggested I write a post on the reaction to Euro2004 soccer championships in Turkey, particularly since Turkey did not qualify. Since then I’ve been planning to write about it, but haven’t managed to do so as other, timelier, events have occurred.

As almost all people in Europe and many people in the rest of the world know, Greece will play Portugal on Sunday for the right to be called European champions. A lesser-known fact is that the Olympic diving championships were moved forward from Athens and will now also take place at the same venue and time. Yes, I don’t like how almost all teams bordering the Mediterranean (including Turkey) dive whenever they think it will give them an advantage.

All the Euro2004 games are shown live on the government television channel TRT1 (and TRT2, when 2 games were played at one time). There is a high level of interest in the tournament and I wouldn’t be surprised if the games win the TV ratings. Of course the level of interest would be far higher if Turkey was playing. The World Cup in 2002 was just unreal.

From my observations, there were not any particular teams Turkish people favoured or disliked. Perhaps Latvia was the team least favoured because they knocked Turkey out of the qualifying. In contrast to what foreigners may think, almost all Turkish people do not hate Greeks or Greece and I’m sure many will be supporting Greece (as neighbours) against Portugal. Personally, I also favour the Greeks, as I believe the Portuguese have had 12 men playing for them so far in the tournament (if you know what I mean). (((Shhh! Don’t tell Maria C I’m not supporting Portugal!)))

Update [2004/07/06]: I’m sure all who have a vague interest know Greece won Euro2004 1-0. As I was very tired I only watched the first half and I missed out on the pitch invader and Ronaldo crying.

A new form of spam: the joke version

Recently I have received a few spams with a new trick to get passed the spam detectors: including jokes after the selling point.

Some of the jokes are quite funny, too!

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One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him

a $200 bicycle for his birthday.Johnny’s father said, “Johnny, we have a

$80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait

until Christmas.”Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father

said, “Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me

again some other time.”Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking

out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt

sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.The boy said, “Yesterday I

was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out,

and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too.”And I’ll be

DAMNED if I get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!”

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed,

middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love”

stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope has hearts

all over it. The man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying

scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to

the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out

1,000 Valentines cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asks the man. “I’m a

divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

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Related post: here

Yesterday in Court

Yesterday my ‘tercuman’ (translator, also my boss) and I visited the Mersin courthouse 3 times for ‘electricity‘ issue.

We were told to arrive at 8:30 in the morning. After waiting around for a while we were told to come back at 11 am. At 11 it was the same story and we were told to return after 1 pm.

Finally, we entered the courtroom. The court was probably a small administrative claims type court, if such a thing exists.

The courtroom was cluttered with many stacks of files in various, seemingly random, locations.

Besides my translator and I there were up to 5 other people in the room. The judge sat elevated behind a table at the front of the room. To his right (‘stage left’) was an assistant. In front of the judge was a typist recording the spoken case details onto a computer.

To the left (‘stage right’) of the judge was a lawyer (I guess) who did not seem to have an active role and rocked up halfway through. I (‘the accused’) stood in the middle of a 3-sided ‘fence’ rising about 130 cm from the ground. Only the back was open.

My translator stood to my left, slightly towards the rear and a lawyer sat to his left. I believe this last lawyer was there in case each case’s defence wanted a lawyer but did not have one. We declined to request a lawyer. Both of the lawyers and the judge were wearing a gown of some sort.

Things dragged on for a while. This court sitting seemed to only be a preliminary hearing. The TEDAS expert was not there so the case was adjourned to October and we were free to leave the courthouse complex for the 3rd and final time that day.

In summary, from what I understand, the electricity meter for my apartment was allegedly tampered to reduce the recorded electricity use. I knew nothing about this and was shocked when this was discovered. My electricity bills were already high when compared to other apartments and their number of occupants. The supplier turned off the electricity supply to my apartment until the estimated amount owed was paid.

Since the court case is in progress, I don’t want to go into much further detail. However, I am very confident that no further action will be taken against me.

Electricity theft is a huge racket in Turkey and the current government has rightfully cracked down on this.

Some basic information about Turkey’s electricity industry.