A new form of spam: the joke version

Recently I have received a few spams with a new trick to get passed the spam detectors: including jokes after the selling point.

Some of the jokes are quite funny, too!

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Subject: Yit Now Open…..

Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 16:49:10 +0300

From: waldo krumbholz

To: luther caballero

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One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him

a $200 bicycle for his birthday.Johnny’s father said, “Johnny, we have a

$80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait

until Christmas.”Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father

said, “Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that. Ask me

again some other time.”Well, about two days later, the boy was seen walking

out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt

sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.The boy said, “Yesterday I

was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were pulling out,

and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too.”And I’ll be

DAMNED if I get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!”

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed,

middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love”

stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope has hearts

all over it. The man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying

scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to

the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out

1,000 Valentines cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asks the man. “I’m a

divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

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